No that would not be me. But if I was going to this is what I would make....
Jeremy's Coconut Ice Recipe
1 tin condensed milk
4 cups coconut
4 cups icing sugar
2 teaspoons vanilla essence
few drops red food colouring
Mix the first four ingredients together (the cake mixer makes it easy). Put half into a lined slice tin. Add a few drops of red food colouring the the remaining half. Mix through. Spread over the white layer. Press down and refrigerate till firm. Cut into squares.
Way too easy and way too delicious!